it's hot

it's hot tonight. all the windows are open and the fan is on. and you know what that means.

sitting around my apartment in my underwear eating ice cream and listening to sergio mendes. yay!

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ahoy-hoy! the big talent party was last saturday. here is the program, which irvin so kindly created:


















i sent the program to my dad. this was his email response:

Look great. Have fun, but don't get drunken. Say hi to all of the great performers.

dad

here is a picture of my good friend cathy having a slice of salami on the sofa before the party:















my, my! how fun that looks. that apartment looks awesome, also. check that domokun on the nesting table in the corner. that shit is dope. those floors also look newly mopped. whoever owns this apartment has aggressively good taste.

highlights (otherwise known as talents captured by digital photos that didn't look like shit):

this is grant, the phd in plant genetics, talking about orchid maintenance:



















this is irvin, teaching everyone how to make cookie bars.



















this is cathy, demonstrating angel ornament construction from a beer can.



















awesome!

after everyone left i went on a mad drunken cleaning spree. i took out 5 rounds of recycling, wiped all the countertops, swiffered, and mopped until 3am. i woke up the next morning with a ridiculous headache and a sparkling apartment. hurrah!

it is still so hot, and now i'm all out of ice cream, so it is time to say good night.