Industrialize Your Life

i have recently discovered a wonderful and phonetically straightforward catalog called U-Line, and through our short acquaintance over the past few weeks, i've realized that U-Line is the industrialized solution to many life problems, which very few publications can boast, aside from Reader's Digest.

Problem:

I know too many people, and I can't keep them all straight! I want a quick and easy way to remember each of my past experiences with each person. U-Line, can you help me?

Solution:

Why yes, yes I can. I recommend these plentiful and color inventory labels.




















Ahem. You may be more interested in these specific labels.






Actually, you'll probably be most interested in this one.







Problem:

The bathroom of your home looks too personal, comfortable, and well-decorated. What to do?

Solution:















































That should help.

Problem:

You have invited 40 people to your birthday brunch, when you know fucking well that your studio apartment only comfortably holds 5.

Solution:














Have each person take a number upon entry, and invite your favorite numbers in first. Organize your party in half hour shifts of numbers 1-5, then 6-10, then 11-15, etc.

Problem:

You're dying to play Win Lose or Draw, but you only have half-used legal pads laying around the apartment, and it's just not the same.

Solution:













Look! If you buy 4 or more, they're $52 instead of $55 each.

Problem:

You love learning new words but have run out of words, after having learned the dictionary already.

Solution:












Seriously. What are these.

In sum, U-Line offers many viable and affordable solutions to a wide variety of general life problems, especially if you buy like a fucking billion of them all at once.