unimpressed

so for a couple of days now, i've been visiting a place that's 12.5 hours ahead of where i usually live. as a result, i am awake at 3am and have been trying to fall asleep now for about four hours. for you, i would like to provide a sampling of the things that i've spent time thinking about during this half-asleep, half-awake period:

• wow, the gucci spring 08 line is stunning, isn't it? those pinks and yellows and grays - so lovely all together.
• i'm hungry. there's some beef jerky in my suitcase, i think.
• apparently the tap water quality here is very poor. should i be brushing my teeth with filtered water?
• i hate that i love facebook.
• men who wear their hair in ponytails should be shot.
• you know, to be honest, britney's new album isn't that bad. her people got some good producers.
• ella ella ella eh eh under mah um-bur-ella
  
• if i had to be any animal, i would definitely be a cheetah. or maybe a tiger? a white tiger? no wait...a cheetah. yeah. cheetah. just goes to show. trust your first instinct.
  
• people who like quinoa have no souls. that crap has, like, no flavor. plus it looks like it has pubic hair. absolutely revolting.

THIS is what i think about when i'm not paying attention? this??

my brain is garbage.